When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.
Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?
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Get the Lick The Paper Towel mug.(Noun) A versatile accessory taken to events such as concerts and festivals. It serves multiple purposes, including wiping away sweat during energetic performances and marking personal space on crowded grounds, similar to a blanket. Show towels are practical for attendees who want to stay comfortable while enjoying their favorite artists.
At a Phish concert, Davey frequently pulls out his show towel to wipe away the sweat from his body while dancing with abandon, fully immersed in the vibrant atmosphere.
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Get the Dry Towel mug.A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.
bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"
normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."
normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."
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Get the Towel Cereal mug.Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
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