red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

Decatur Square

A plaza and array of buildings located in Decatur Georgia, generally used by street skateboarders and white moms.

Oh, your're skating Decatur Square?

by owesome March 15, 2021

granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

Big Squares

Cigarettes. Don't smoke, and run away if someone asks you if you have a Big Square.

Ross and Brandon asked me for some Big Squares. I ran away, like a good person.

by kaylee3721 December 27, 2007

Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Meat squares

When a man has chiseled thighs, like a nice filet mignon

Aaron wore short shorts to show off his meat squares.

by hkpbaby January 12, 2020

Devil's Square

A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.

I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.

by HappyGoJacky October 11, 2018