jason giambi

a type of sexual maneuver, where one shoots his load on a girls chest, licks it off and then swallows it. named after the famous yankees slugger who uses it as his signature move; allegedly it turns on girls.'

"I'm gonna pull a Jason Giambi on Sarah tonight."
"Dude that's gay. Why the fuck would you drink your own cum?"
"Good point."

by Yanke August 10, 2007

Jason Mraz

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes

Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"

by E-Tag! October 23, 2008

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

Jason Kendall'd

Getting so drunk that you think you are the sub par catcher from the milwaukee brewers.

Being so drunk you sit in a catchers stance waiting to throw up.

Has anyone seen Charles?

Oh he's totally Jason Kendall'd right now?

by CheBoyJar October 19, 2010

Jason Hua

noun

1) one of many pro-gaming followers or wannabees that blindly imitates pro-gamers by building "must have" 1080p monitors capable of 144 hz due to beliefs that would make them feel capable of "sniping better".

2) one who proudly engages in pedicures.

3) one who enables aimless bot 24x7 and is incapable of disabling it.

x person: Hey guys I just went Jason Hua on my toes!
y person: U R TEH GHEY

by Aimlessbot76 March 2, 2017

Jason Arnold

An incredibly handsome man; or boyfriend you might say. The best person that could change your life in a majorly amazing way. Usually likes to eat hot foods. A sweetheart. Loves camping. Insightful. Caring. SEXY.

I would really like a "Jason Arnold" boy, I've heard he's amazing. :)

by Oliver7729681 May 29, 2011

Vinegar Jason

One of the highest insults one can receive. Relating to their odor, hygiene and overall relative appeal.

Did you see Marjorie chewing on her hair....? What a Vinegar Jason.

by Hitmommy July 12, 2019