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Derek

a small individual. roughly 5'5, small shoe size too so yk what the means. Because he is a small individual he feels the need to be a little bitch boy. He scams his own friends!!!!!!!! This obscene bastard thinks he grew up in the hood, but tell me why he's wearing ARMANI!! Anyways, just a condescending individual. 1 star review.
Derek...smh

"Ourahhhh" - Derek

*quarter zip matcha man wearing brief case looking ass*
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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Derek

Bastard. ABSOLUTE BASTARD!!! scheming left right and CENTER, doesn't know when to just give up!!!! could lowk be gay. and is lowk a cuck
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect
by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024
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Derek Pitsch

100 percent exotic 200 percent asshole, 1-10 on looks 9-10 on jokes, 100-10 on attitude.
That Derek Pitsch is a loveable asshole.
by 1234fu July 22, 2024
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