2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

by SmartPersonKnowsAll August 1, 2023

January 2nd

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022

December 2nd

National day of not giving your hoodie to your girlfriend

On December 2nd you decline the request from your girlfriend of handing your hoodie to her for this day.

by MasterGinna November 24, 2021

July 2nd

A horrible day in which we don't speak of especially around you know who. Common terms used to refer to it are "judgment day, "day of reckoning" and "no more phone day"

Hey man did you hear about what happened last July 2nd, we should take a moment of silence.

by DoorRevoked March 31, 2020

June 2nd

Kiss your crush day

Person 1 Yo bro its June 2nd and you know what that means.

Person 2 Ugh fine ill go kiss my crush

by Strxyn June 1, 2022

May 2nd

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020

2nd use for a pillow

Sex.

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024