April 28

jojo’s birthday, never forget it or kill yourself<3

“Ohhh it’s April 28, ITS JOJOS BDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!”

by m.s.w. April 28, 2022

April 28

National kiss a boy day you have to walk up to any boy and kiss them

John: standing in the hall on April 28
Liz: walks up and kisses him

John: why
Liz : runs away

by Meghan knows all December 10, 2019

April 28

Send random nudes Day. Don't think about it, just send them, it's the rules.

Girl #1: "what are you doing?"
Girl #2: "Sending random nudes, it's April 28th"

by Slimskinny35 April 28, 2024

April 28

Punch anyone u know who's name starts with a E!

I'm going to go punch E... on April 28!

by JSISNAKSMJDNEJSNknekamakxnaksb April 27, 2023

28 cult

The most superior larrie gc ever. Even though they've had their own bumps along the way, they're a family especially the ogs. :D

person 1 : did u hear about the 28 cult gc? yikes they're huge!
person 2: they seem fun ngl. sigh i wish i could join :(

by larrie asf December 22, 2020

april 28 :)

the day i am no longer a loser and ive finally been in a relationship :)

yo dude remember april 28 :) is the day you asked me to be ur girlfriend

by monalisaalfredo April 29, 2021

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.

Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.

by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024