A day when it inevitably rains and a small child gets their way. Be prepared for tiny devils and a free shower.
by bizzizzib October 16, 2019
An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022
'Yo they were riding 6 deep!'
'With you, your boyfriend, me, my boyfriend, and their boys..we'll be riding 6 deep.'
'Im not about to ride 6 deep..'
'With you, your boyfriend, me, my boyfriend, and their boys..we'll be riding 6 deep.'
'Im not about to ride 6 deep..'
by Katie F. Baby February 19, 2009
by Gozzy September 25, 2006
If you were born on September 6 your the coolist person ever and girls cant regect you, but if your born on october 26 you will be a jerk virgin who has no friend
by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021
September 6 also known as national ask a girl out day
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