brooklyn wedgie

Giving/recieving a wedgie on the brooklyn bridge

'I gave your brother a brooklyn wedgie the other day'

'What??'

by Hoboman511 December 8, 2023

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie

John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful

Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie

by anonymous July 15, 2023

suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.

The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021