hobo's dozen

40 oz. of alcohol, generally malt liquor.

give me a hobo's dozen of colt 45

by the_minnow July 16, 2009

hobo shot

spreading your butt cheeks and consuming alcohol anally. thus bypassing the liver and becoming extremely more intoxicated as opposed to a regular shot since the liver filters out about 95% of the alcohol.

Man we only have three shots left, we should all hobo shot it all so we can get drunk.

by fredshark89 April 6, 2009

Home-Hobo

A person that stays in inside all day, with a wardrobe consisting of a dirty oversized cardigan/jacket, stained sweatpants, and an old T-shirt. A Home-Hobo also tends to have messy hair, acne and hairy legs.

That girl's a Home-Hobo, she hasn't been outside in 4 days.

by skapickle July 2, 2015

hobo pies

a piece of dogshit on the sidewalk

I found a hobo pie and sold it on ebay

by funny bunny grandma May 17, 2004

Hobo Snow

1. snow found in the habitat of a hobo

2. the droppings of a hobo that has been out for so long, it has turned white

Guy #1: "Dude, let's play in that pile of snow over there!"
Guy #2: "Ew. No, that's hobo snow, man."

Girl: "OH MY GOD! COURTNEY, WHAT IS THAT?!"
Courtney: "Chill out, it's hobo snow."

by Doctor KG February 28, 2011

HoBo Amp

A startup, dedicated, original, entertaining, loud, fast rock group that you either love or are jealous of. Give 'em a chance, man! These guys flat out rock! They're practicing all the time so that you can party more! Check out their CD, and don't forget your mosh gear (there, you've been warned). Out.

Lets go see HoBo Amp this Saturday!

by Remo January 6, 2004

The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

by A lonely guy July 2, 2011