A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.
Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018
Get the Parched Postmug. The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music
Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
by notShaq February 14, 2023
Get the Post simpcoremug. Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.
Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.
In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.
In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012
Get the Sniper postingmug. Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014
Get the post-roastmug. Referring to a theoretical point in time past resource scarcity, society, or economical system in which there is no shortage of most goods, and labour, for the most part, is not placed on humans. The idea stems from futurological concepts of a society that has advanced to such a point that most resources are not limited, and can be produced, oftentimes by robots or narrow AI, or other artificial mechanisms. In this society, there would be no conflicts over resources, and society would have reached its maximum efficiency.
by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 5, 2021
Get the Post-scarcitymug. by computerqwerty May 27, 2018
Get the Post Bonemug. A cigarette smoking session at a specified spot. Wherever the place is, it is called a post. The people involve in the smoking are having a post, like manning a post for the military, but instead its just simply an individual or a group smoking a cigarette.
John just blew his load, now he is going on a cig post outside the hotel room.
During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.
During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.
by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022
Get the Cig postmug.