Messy Night

A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.

"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"

"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"

"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"

"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."

by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010

rape the night

when you go out and try to find parties even though you know there is nothing going on, thus forcing you to become desperate and ask people at stoplights "where the party at?"

Person 1: "Dude i told you we shouldn't have gone out tonight, there's nothing going on."
Person 2: "We're gonna find something! Pull up to those guys next to us and ask 'where the party at?'"
Person 1: "I can't believe we're desperate enough to rape the night"

by Guyblow July 28, 2010

night smurf

crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.

i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Night train

the semi buzzed feeling one has the day after smoking a lot of weed.

o shit nigga i be on dat night train from tokin up last night

by 5 on it September 9, 2010

night arrows

A catchphrase used by the listener community of the Simply Syndicated podcast network, whose podcast Movies You Should See first popularized the term.

Prepare the night arrows!

by kumarhk January 29, 2009

Night Stick

A stick used to restrain criminals by the police, or namely the LAPD.

They kicked and hit Rodney King with the Night Stick, or a.k.a the Johnny Stick and it had no affect on him

by Saints September 17, 2003

night rider

A(n) (ugly, or fat, or both) white girl who only likes black guys. Common characteristics include slicked, wet hair, hoop earings, LOTS of make up, and their impression of a Jamaican accent (very cheesy). Can be picked up on a public bus.

"Look at that white girl Jamal's talking too!"

"Yup, she's a night rider"

by Amir J February 24, 2008