Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015

Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up

I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game

by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023

Crunched

Embarrassed

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.

by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019