English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010

body english

Judge Judy's version of body language

Judge Judy is always watching your body english.

by Unicorn Jones August 8, 2010

bastardized english

bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

Canadian English

American English but with a different name.

You speak American English

No, this is Canadian English

by cry October 22, 2007

Full English

Unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair

I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth

by Ollie October 24, 2003

English rioters

Mindless folk who seek tax exemption whilst claiming it back through the currency of carpet samples, broken televisions and tesco value goods.

Hey Rekisha pass me that basmati rice ;)

Living the life of luxury with my carpet samples :)

Cant get this shit from stores my brother! *Holding carpet samples*

Im one of the "English rioters" so i have a single figured IQ and bank account.

by donttrustwhatisay August 28, 2011