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bro waht the hell!!!! your friggin cumming all over me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by nigeria pp February 7, 2021
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rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty
Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum
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Cum

The thing your tinder date says he will use one hour to do but does after 2 minutes.
"YOU SAID YOU COULD LAST 1HOUR WITHOUT CUMMING"
by TaurinM April 21, 2023
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cum pastry

Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
by Keysterglen February 15, 2022
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Cum

A White liquid that usually comes out of a mans penis or a womans pussy.
Boy:OH BABY IM GOING TO CUM
Girl: AH| HARDER HARDER!!
Boy:”Cums”
Girl:”Moans” OhhhhHhhH~
by Sayori.Bestgirl December 31, 2021
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Jacks cum bucket

Jacks cum bucket wont stfu on fortnite.
by Jack copes mum November 21, 2023
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Cum

A sweet tasty white liquid that comes out of a guys ding dong when he's sexually aroused, meaning you should get ready for your back to be blown out😈
Mikayla and Tyrell were sitting next to each on the edge of her while watching Netflix.
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT

Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.

(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)
by Syfxn November 23, 2021
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