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Sounds Like a Song

“Man, she was moaning so beautifully- it sounds like a song.”
by CornyLizard September 9, 2025
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The Assumption Song

A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)

The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The Assumption Song is a great way to test if you have a dirty mind.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025
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K-Pop song addictiveness

The phenomenon where certain K-Pop song are so addictive that these songs are even banned for students to listen whilst studying for CSAT (College Scholastic Ability Test) — which do not normally apply to songs from other countries of origin, e.g. the song "APT" (standing for "apartment") by Rosé and Bruno Mars, and also the song "House Party" by VVUP
That new track by Rosé is such a hit that it’s part of the K-Pop song addictiveness ban for students preparing for the CSAT!
by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025
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Fleetway Super Sonic

The British Fleetway comic version of Super Sonic.
Kasper: “have you heard of Fleetway Super Sonic’s wife?”
Sammy: “Oh yeah! Isn’t Fleetway Super Sonic from FNF?”
Kasper: “Nah. He’s from that British comic that no one remembers.”
by fleetwayswife November 5, 2025
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Yo bro is that a Sony?

Usually at night or when in a dark room, when seeing a floating tv you shouldn't worry about it being your Grandma haunting you after spreading her ashes at the local goodwill but instead it's your goddamn nigerian neighbor named Larry "borrowing" his white friend's new tv for the third time this week.
You *sees a floating tv in the dark*
You YO BRO IS THAT A SONY?
by BOBminer321 November 19, 2020
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Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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