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monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.
by charlieman12 November 1, 2010
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Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
by #1SMTX May 23, 2024
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monkey

An animal. Why would you look this up here?
Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911
by need head November 4, 2023
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Brass Monkey

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey
by papagetos May 21, 2024
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Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.
Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.
by Pebus god May 11, 2024
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