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Dick Quack

(Noun): (Exclamation): (Dik-kuak) -When a female preforms fellatio and, when pulling out, makes an audible suction-like noise.
"Damn nigga" jamall exclaimed. "She makin' yo dick quack".
by Smeef182 May 3, 2020
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Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.
"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."
by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015
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dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.
Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808
by Sisterwife June 11, 2017
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dick zone

1. The sociological inverse of the friend zone, i.e. (when a man is pursued only for sexual conquest and nothing else) 2. The compartmentalized “social zone” a man resides in, with a partner who he only entertains with sexual encounters.
Bro to Bro: “Yeah idk man she’s great and i kinda want to ask her out but she only talks to me for dick appointments. She’s like the opposite of clingy.”
Bro#2: It sounds like you’re in the dick zone my friend. Just try not to fuck it up.

Gf1: girrrrrl he gonna wanna wife you up them niggas always do. why you give it up just like that?
Gf2: chill chill ima keep him in the dick zone i ain’t about that bs with his baby mama drama havin ass. he grabs that booty like a bag of cash tho🤑
by slikkrikk June 11, 2018
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dick duo

Typically a group of two incredibly arrogant, dim-witted people who think they are the complete and utter shit. They back each other up with completely meaningless arguments in every single situation, and when they are together, they consider themselves "unstoppable".
Jon: "Although you two might disagree, my personal opinion is that my side of the argument is clearly correct due to the numerous facts I have presented."

Dick 1: "HAHAHAHA you're a faggot."

Dick 2: "Lord help you, Jon, you sick little problem child."

Dick 1: "Yeah, while we're on the subject, I hate your entire personality, Jon."

Jon: "The fact that you two idiots are still arguing against me is staggering. I swear, you guys are the biggest dick duo I know."
by iPhoneBlows February 7, 2015
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DICK-nityless

Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.

from the word: dignity
Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.
by atmy July 3, 2008
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dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus
by somuz January 1, 2018
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