Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

brown zebra

When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white

When a zebra rolls in shit

I just took a brown zebra!

Why do you have a brown zebra?

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Browning

One who is a bitch

That little browning; what an F-ing browning

by Ixscoot08xi November 10, 2016

brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

The Christy Brown

To take it up the back passage

Aine wanted it up the Christy Brown on Valentine's Day

by Safe House March 27, 2021

Dinnie brown

Really really hot guy who plays lacrosse an has a big dick

Dinnie brown has a lacrosse game today

by John Truman March 9, 2020

Brown kit

A sweater/pants combination that is very ugly but very confortable.

Marie is wearing her brown kit to the gym again. Did she just give up?

by MarioSpinsters69 January 1, 2025