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cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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Pre cum prince

Pre cum prince , a young man who ejaculates before sticking it in into the jizzing jester.

Gets overly excited before pumping.
“Omg Becky, Miguel over there is such a Pre Cum Prince, he jizzed before even putting it in”
by Gclouds October 14, 2021
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cum-apult

the cum-apult flew across the living room
by pookieposts January 17, 2023
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cum pocket

someone who is adorable but crass; a derogatory term of endearment; tongue in cheek dirty pet name
come here, ya lil’ cum pocket.”
by marindi September 4, 2023
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Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)

A serious medical condition that occurs due to the lack of sexual activity.
“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.
by jonstorm77@ June 2, 2021
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Cum

the white stuf that CUMs out of your pusy wen u hav secks
Oh daddy, I am going to CUM all over you!
by thehottestdaddy December 22, 2022
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Super cum man

by Daisyfan950 May 20, 2023
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