National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.

”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”

by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025

Friend of Epstein

A way that Nonces can identify each other without outing themselves to the general public.

Andrew: "Hey whats going on down in this basement"
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."

by Donaldinho_iswot March 11, 2021

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

by No I won’t be your friend July 21, 2019

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Meme friends

Friends who are having a swell time sharing meme's with each other. These special kind of friends also refer to themselfes as Meme God's, Meme Queens and Meme Kings.

The two strangers didn't have anything in common, until they started sharing meme's with each other. And so they became meme friends.

by Shantidevi July 14, 2017

a friend in need is a friend indeed

A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.

A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024