Fried-Daze 

When someone is under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, or any other substance on a Friday, and they have lost all awareness of their surroundings including: people, places, and/or things.

Just like fried foods amplify the sensation of eating, being in a Fried-Daze signifies that a person has taken their trance to a whole new level that is incomprehensible by those that are not in a Fried-Daze.

When someone walks into a 7-11 on Friday and attempts to purchase copious amounts of snacks including: King Size Reese's, Doritos, and Taquitos then proceeds to try and pay with their cell phone, they are clearly in a Fried-Daze.

Fried-Daze by Dat Donut March 11, 2010

Friedrich

A Friedrich is essentially the German version of a Chad. It's not clear why this is the case, but the most obvious simply seems to be that Friedrich is a vintage German name (like that of the Prussian age and further back), and that it is just a cool name in general.

Franz: Mein gott, Ben, did you see that guy? He just picked up a lady in a Käfer
Ben: Oh ja, he's a real Friedrich alright.

Friedrich by DeutschlandBratwürste November 11, 2021

Southern Fried Feather Duster 

A cleaning lady in the south.

Our maid in Alabama was a Southern Fried Feather Duster.

Southern Fried Feather Duster by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009

Fish fried 

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"

That fat lying bitch just Fish Fried me.

Fish fried by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017

Egg fried rice

Callum

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd

Egg fried rice by Tilt April 5, 2019

friends 

friends are peeps you can trust and take advice from.

its ok im here for you dont cry

friends by *holly* March 23, 2005

friends cleanse 

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.

Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.

friends cleanse by shelik May 27, 2008