Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

Dick Chills

Masculine variant of Douche Chills.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

tentacle dick

something that artists draw on furries or robots when they dont know how to attach a proper dick to it

"dude how the fuck do you draw a dick"
"just draw a tentacle dick dude it'll be fine"

by air wubbox tentacle January 14, 2023

sizzle dick

oozy pre cum

I had a sizzle dick

by periodwithtrans January 30, 2023

dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.

"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."

by tim and H. October 11, 2023

Whizzy Dick

Someone, typically a male, who gets turned on very easily.

“Yeah, we were doing stuff last night and he’s such a whizzy dick”

by stupidskye October 17, 2023

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023