Cunt

A term of endearment spoken to a loved one, typically if they're particularly calamitous and clumsy.

*John bumps into table, knocking Sarah's drink onto the floor*
Sarah: For fuck sake John, you're such a cunt.

by Douche_lorde November 29, 2016

cunt swisher

Someone who swishes their tongue deep in cunt.

Dude, you're totally a cunt swisher.
How?
I heard you with Alyssa last night, bro.

by Tylssa November 29, 2016

Cunt

Shannan

That girl is such a Cunt

by Prestige November 30, 2016

cunt oven

A Cunt that warms up many of cocks.

Kasey fucks so many dudes she's a cunt oven

by Vapebott December 2, 2016

Cunt

1)Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.

2) A person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature.

3) A Vagina

PLATYPUS___MAN is being a cunt

by meme420memegod December 6, 2016

awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016