ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
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ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
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ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass
ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb
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If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam August 09, 2013
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Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
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Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
My horses name is Spud Monkey
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Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.
My horses name is Spud Monkey
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