cat

cat is a furry little bred, no dont touch the belly cat dont like that, yes pet calmly cat like that.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.

cat is warm and sleeps often.

likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.

that's a cat

by ▯▯ May 22, 2021

Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.

A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

bread cat

Some dumb idiot with no hoes AT ALL.

He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.

"Wow look at that short idiot walking next to that GIANT lady, he must be a bread cat"

by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023

Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020

Cat

Not a dog

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!

by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021

Drag the cat in

When a single man brings home a woman for dinner who will not sleep with him and is just there for the food.

Jason just dragged the cat in again. He brought Nicole and we all know there's no chance of anything happening between them.

Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .

I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in

by Smushie613 July 18, 2025

Cats in black

Black cats or "Cats in black" are a harmless skid "hacker" group. They couldn't own a box if they bought

it with their own money.

Bro, cats in black are a bunch of fatherless pussies

by Danny Despacito February 13, 2022