Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024

fat fucking bitch

if you reflect this word you are it aND YOU LIKE COCK

YOUR MUM IS A FAT FUCKING BITCH

by ethan the g July 18, 2024

fat

Fair

Amazing
Talanted

fat bro
fat Adam

by Pierre Doon July 20, 2024

Fat peach

A fat peach can be perceived in many ways from the fruit to a person the fruit is pretty much as it's found however a person is someone who looks like a peach either with a peach fuzz head or beard and pink there's also people who you can easily make mad with a small remark they are nice until you put a little pressure then pop they go in other words no control and lastly the fat part someone who no matter what finds offense of there fatness even if you do not intend to say. Lastly do not talk to the fat peach otherwise you will wish you never started a conversation with said person

O my God he's such a fat peach he can never take a joke

by Kiki zu July 20, 2024

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Fat plot

When you eat too much food or when someone feeds you alot and tries to make you fat

omg Melanie has been feeding me baked goods with extra butter oil and sugar because she wanted to make me fat she did a fat plot

by Tizzyamdkizzywdastizzy July 27, 2024

You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.

Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024