Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.

by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015

intermediate meth face

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.

Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.

by Brokeninternets September 29, 2015

Smiley Face Gang

A gang of people who have a smiley face drawn on their LEFT hand. These passive aggressive fucks will fuck you up. You accidentally dial the wrong number and they answer? Expect lactose in your smoothie tomorrow. You look at them the wrong way? They will take your news paper. Do not mess with them.

Damn, did you hear? Josh got targeted by the Smiley Face Gang. He also keeps telling me his newspaper never shows up.

by backboobies December 23, 2017

sticky face mask

A sticky face mask is when you cum on a girl/boys face, wait until it dries, then have her/him peel it off.

The sticky face mask is really painful to peel off

by Jointlover 69 May 2, 2018

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

Dog face filter

A horribly over used snapchat filter that is classified as a #basicbitch or #basicbro symptom.

Ryan's dog face filter is basic, cringe worthy, and great for weeding out followers.

by Mamaof22015 February 8, 2018