Cats

Tiny balls of furry fury with diseases aplenty

Friend 1: Hey dude I just got a new cat!
Friend 2: A cat!? Cats are just tiny balls of furry fury! That's why I have a dog.

by AWildGayPerson November 8, 2023

cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things

“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.

by Beefinator27 December 31, 2023

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!

I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!

by Ralph walda June 30, 2019

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

cat swapping

The act of switching from your girlfriend to her best friend in an attempt to get off during sex.

“Cat swapping” has caused my girlfriend to break up with me and her best friend is somehow pregnant

by Drowned Cereal May 8, 2024

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023