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i sneezed three times

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-
by the match was rigged November 15, 2019
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time stamp games

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.
by betterego October 22, 2015
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Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.
Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.
by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
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first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off
As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time
by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017
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Bezel embodiment of time

He's a character in the tiktok animation channel chikn nugget.

He takes the appearance of a humanoid figure with a clock as a head. His colour scheme simple only consisting of cyan, pink, purple and white. He is voiced by funtime fre- I mean Kellen Goff and has a menacing attitude but is goofy and funny.

He appears when a member of the cast mentions a sentence about time, when he does this a appears and a poof of sparkles.
Bezel: I AM Bezel Embodiment of time.
by Imthehamman June 1, 2023
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