When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.
by brameisfake October 2, 2023
Get the Fake Friend mug.A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.
by notshelbae October 5, 2023
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by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023
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A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021
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1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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Sarah:She's a real friend
(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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