phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005

Shit this fuck

1) variant of "fuck this shit"

2) to anally excrete male ejaculate after having had anal sex.

1) "This puzzle is too fucking hard! Shit this fuck!"

2) "My boyfriend was giving it to me up the ass, and I knew it was going to be painful to have to shit this fuck."

by teh_real_jay_rock January 27, 2010

Pint of Shit

A pint of a well known irish drink thats good for you.

Barman - Evening Trevor, what can I get you?

Trevor - Pint of Shit please, I've ad a proper bastard of a day.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

Shit Snacker

A dog who eats poo out of the cat's litter box as a snack.

My dog Milo is a Shit Snacker.

by Pale Rider 1 January 2, 2010

jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.

As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!

by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009

shit brazy

“Slang for ‘crazy’ used by members of the Bloods gang.”

Oh I broke my phone shit brazy

by Jeykey January 22, 2018

shit ninja

The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.

Man, the shit ninjas really got me last night.

by the ham wallets March 28, 2012