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Monkey

He is an amazing boy who loves Bananas and whose best friend is Banjo. If you ever meet this sexy best , be certain that your mind is going to be blown.
Monkey is the best
by SpeedkingSonny8 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
mugGet the Flat top monkey eyebrowsmug.

uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half
you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry
by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 29, 2019
mugGet the uh oh monkeymug.

Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey

Any "person* that just needs to beat to death. They likely won't accept the consequences of their bullfuckery
You stupid Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey. Fight me to the death
by Slam an 8-ball January 28, 2024
mugGet the Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkeymug.

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023
mugGet the monkey fuckmug.

Throat monkey

A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female
Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.
by Thug raider 9876 March 25, 2021
mugGet the Throat monkeymug.

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.
"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"
by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025
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