Friends

Something that you can’t get

“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u April 4, 2022

crow friend

A friend who gives items or gifts of little to no monetary value but the item is sentimental to them in some way as a symbol of friendship.

Kylie is my favorite crow friend. She always brings me back a rock or a shell whenever she travels.

by FireandRayne January 18, 2023

Friend Group

A group that includes each of the following:
1- the dumb one
2- the short one
3- the mom
4- the smart one
5- and jock/fit one
-Or-
1- 3 people or more that all fall under either category 1 or 4

1- you're short
2- you're dumb
3- guys stop fighting
4- yeah, you know that kills brain cells
5- and the group vibe. hang on I have to run
*jogs away*
4- yeah I have math team, bye
3- no wait
4- sorry friend group

by CambodianCheese January 4, 2023

weekend friend

a person who you associate with only on the weekends

" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"

by urbanone101 October 13, 2016

Anal session with your friend

U fuck ur best friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend

by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022

At home only friend

The neighbor and friend you grew up with that is now way too embarrassing to hang out with at school, but is sorta ok to hang out with when you are at home with nothing to do.

Yes, we were friends in grammar school but now she's pretty much an "at home only friend."

by Turkeykitty September 17, 2010

A Friend Of Mine

'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.

Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*

by Some rando out there March 25, 2023