Salt you up

Making cuts all over an individuals body and then throwing salt over the cuts.

Ill salt you up motherfucker...
That bitch got salted up good.

by Adnan Khan (Biggie) May 26, 2008

Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.

"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"

by The DGNR8's Domain July 24, 2014

I appreciate you

“I appreciate you” is a polite of way of expressing your disgust with a particular object, situation or person. When utilized in this format, you leave the subject of your statement wondering why you were so polite when in reality you were simply telling them to fu*k off.

Boss: "What's wrong with you? Your results are horrible." Employee: "Thank you, I appreciate you."

Unkind Person: "You wear a 4x shirt, seriously?" Victim: 'Yes I do, I have a gland problem. I appreciate you."

by RetailWorld October 20, 2010

People like you

i hate you all sooooo much.

fuck you all, u suck ass bitches.

by AtreyutheModestMouse003 July 30, 2004

Involuntary "You too"

When without realizing it, you respond with a "you too!" in a situation where it makes no sense.

Here's an example of an involuntary "you too" :

Zac - "Goin' to the psrty now, g'night sis!"
Dee - "You too bud!"
*awkward-ness*

by Homegrrl May 10, 2009

we hate you

From the Egyptian series El-kbeer awy.
A group of sissy protesters repeat 'we hate you' over and over.. and soon it became a sensation among ghis SENIORS.

X: So what's up?
Y: la2 we hate you.

by Nawawy September 23, 2010

Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

by biebs99 May 16, 2011