by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.
Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!
by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

"I'm about to cummmmmmm- -mmmmmmmmmmm."
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT August 13, 2023

High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020
by Ibmug1 January 29, 2020
