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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions
by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018
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monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.
“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”
by jtown030 May 18, 2024
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printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. June 30, 2014
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Monkey

Some black mofo
by Big_wiener beaner December 27, 2021
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Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
by Yee_Enjoyer June 18, 2024
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Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 27, 2015
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Mud monkey

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022
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