couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007

Pint of Shit

A pint of a well known irish drink thats good for you.

Barman - Evening Trevor, what can I get you?

Trevor - Pint of Shit please, I've ad a proper bastard of a day.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.

I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!

by Chibby-Chubbs November 26, 2016

Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.

1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."

by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011

shit flip

a skateboarding maneuver involving falling on one's ass and/or face, is generally very embarrassing. immediate side effects are bruises and cuts, long term effects include fractured egos and loss of soul points.

i ollied over that bench and then shipflipped right onto my ass

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.

Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.

by dl luvin October 6, 2011

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005