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Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?
by Heathmonster October 27, 2017
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chetta monkey

A black male who can run fast
Man, did you see that chetta monkey at the track meet?
by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017
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stage monkey

The stage monkey introduced the next act.
by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017
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Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..
Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!
by MrsWily June 25, 2017
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monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.
According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.
by God is watching you. July 8, 2017
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italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
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monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.
by dwoper1 July 5, 2017
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