by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Mckeemug. Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
by Bigdickdaddy101 June 4, 2021
Get the Jack Cliftmug. by Gue white November 16, 2020
Get the bunk jackmug. he is a overweight dosser who thinks taking creatine at a young age was or is good for him both his girlfriends were rawdogged by 2 friends and he has no rizz
beth:jack tried to rizz me up today i felt very harassed
Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless
Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless
by CamTheGimp August 25, 2022
Get the Jackmug. a person whos is the most sus in the group at times but can be straight but we all think is the gayest in the group.
by stoner-coner420 June 22, 2022
Get the Jackmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma January 24, 2013
Get the Jack Danielsmug. An acronym used to describe a man who gets consumed by his lady feelings more than a lady does, "Jealous Angry Crybaby Karen".
by uramancunt November 7, 2023
Get the Jackmug.