Skip to main content

Jack

Jack is a very silly and fun person. He has a lot of friends, but he always bites and hisses at his friends. There has recently been a rumor that he is trying to become a furry. Just be aware!
Jack! Stop! You’re not a cat!!
by Hiiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiitehe October 26, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack Burstall

Left handed

Sweat at gravity and wants to get the highest score
Best chess player in the world

And an adorable koala
Jack Burstall likes eucalyptus trees.
by Fjfdjgsrijogrejiogreioj November 10, 2020
mugGet the Jack Burstallmug.

Jack

PURE daddy. Jack is a kind, funny, and hot person even if e doesn't see it. His eyes can kill, when he looks at you your heart will fall to your ass and when he smiles at you, you feel like you stopped breathing oh and his hair its like god took weeks just to perfect it.Its so easy to fall for this God and Zeus mix.
Girl 1: Did you see jack the other day he was sooo cute.
Girl 2: Yea ik you you tell us everyday.
Girl 1: Yea only because hes pure daddy.
by QuEENMeE October 25, 2018
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

A depressing loner who sits in his room play video games all day.
Hamish is such a Jack
by BeatleFan541 February 16, 2020
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

Massive in weight can be known as the “meatball” who is addicted to video games and fingering him self in the school toilets
That’s a meatball must be a jack then
by Cat lover1213 April 24, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
mugGet the Jack Posobiecmug.

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything
Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew
by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017
mugGet the Jack Melvillemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email