brown brief

brown brief: its the brown zebra stripes you have on your underwear after you scratch your butt.

sis: your brief is brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.

by mali it titi mo June 3, 2017

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Working on the brown

Another way to explain you gotta take a shit, Alternatively use- you try to make hasbrowns

Be out in a minute I'm working on the brown

by Lord Erne October 25, 2025

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021