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cunt faced cunt

More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.
Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"
by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009
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Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.
Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."
by Weeagnus December 14, 2009
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man-e-faces

A pun on "Many faces".
Term used to describe a bi-polar individual, or someone with a split personality. Also, to describe the rapid-fire ability of someone to go from one emotion to another, much like the sidekick/pal of He-man on Masters of the Universe.
She was act'n all lovin until I took away the credit card, then she went all man-e-faces on me!
by Nowell W. August 13, 2006
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face space urchin

Someone who is addicted to msn/facebook/myspace/bebo etc. Hence "FaceSpace"
Ben have you seen Garry recently?
Nah, hes always online, becoming a real face space urchin
by Ben Oakes December 10, 2007
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garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller
jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face
by digger19620 May 29, 2008
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gay cat face

An extreme version of 'gay face' in which the person's face shares some similar features to that of cat. For example, gay cat face is associated with very pronounced cheek bones and an upturned nose.
"That guy is totally hot, except that not only does he have gay face, he kind of has gay cat face."
by cjh May 5, 2013
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Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.
Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.
by Davis P March 13, 2014
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