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Fortnite Kid

A kid who screams into their mic, either to annoy teammates to drop them mats or loot they didnt get.
"Jason is such a fortnite Kid, DROP ME MATS!!!!"
by Zeshiram May 25, 2022
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Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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cuntash kid

a kid with a cuntash.
girl: woah did you hear, tilly has a cuntash!
boy: yes! she is the orginal cuntash kid.
by captainxgaydar October 13, 2007
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Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
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Green screen kid

Basically kid in front of the green screen that reacts to short. But the true is they hide in the corner of the screen, and stealing the content, sometimes giving no credit to the original creator. Like these Green screen kids sucks, they don't give a fuck to the lazy content they made. Somehow, they got a lot of views like how tf?
Green screen kid you see in yt shorts
by Nova_lynn February 26, 2024
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1gou kids

same version of super lit kid and a lot more worst

they say bro you just posted cringe your going to lose subscribers for backup every nanosecond

and they fool someone with this TikTok user called @junya1gou with sus liked videos
You: shared your opinion

1gou kids: bro you just posted cringe your going to lose subscribers

Super lit kids: bro you just posted cringe your going to lose

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
by TheRealDarkSecretEnds January 22, 2023
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delusional cool kid era

it is a phase through which some people pass thinking that being cool means not being good at studies.
they are just under peer pressure and do what they see others doing thinking it's cool.
Look at him, he's still in his delusional cool kid era.
by AVGHUMAN August 17, 2023
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