Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

Monkey

500 quid

just got a monkey off rkid from tha stogger we got from crocky

by 2dogslaaaaa January 20, 2021

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018