A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
Get the Lex Luthor's monkeymug. by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
Get the bohemian monkey slavemug. by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
Get the monkeys and typewritersmug. by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
Get the monkey nutsmug. We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.
"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"
"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"
by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008
Get the monkey mixmug. Noun:
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
Get the Pulse Monkeymug. Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 30, 2021
Get the Ass monkeymug.