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Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake
damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart
by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021
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sparky fart

It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
Oh sorry man, i ate bad Chinese and now i have them sparky farts.
by Mcrghostmememer January 8, 2023
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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.
Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.
by Imamunch February 7, 2024
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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time
person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"
by the true meme boi January 6, 2021
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