fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.

That bolt was fart-tight !

by JB-lack 79 December 09, 2024

right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

fart mommy

when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil

damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!

by thebiggestwettestfussy March 02, 2022

Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart

Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!

by BigEasy E January 26, 2011

International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.

“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”

by Marcusscus November 17, 2020

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 28, 2021

Chihuahua fart

A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut

by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.

“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”

by Scoocuzi January 27, 2022