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The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.
Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.
The Cheese by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

Plastic Cheese 

Person 1: I just got u with plastic cheese
Person 2: OWEEEEE!!!! (due to slap on face by person 1)

Cream Cheese 

The most notorious move in all of Russian wrestling. Usually performed when one wrestler is on top of the other in a rear mount. Only the most skilled wrestler has even the slightest chance of escape. Once the maneuver has been successfully executed, the victor may stand up and cheer CREAM CHEESE !! Usually the crowd will as well.
Nickolai Volkoff had the Iron Sheik face down on the mat, with one boot on his spine. He stood up an shouted CREAM CHEESE ! Then he made the Shiek submit after performing the Russian Pretzel Lock.
Cream Cheese by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023

neepie cheese 

Cheese that tastes like a neep( or a turnip for anyone that isn't scottish)
Hmm said John this cheese tastes like a neep
That's because it neepie cheese said barry

Swiss Cheese Raincoat 

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber
I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

tribal cheese 

Tribal cheese is when one goes to clean their rectum or vagina after a gangbang of those only with uncircumcised penises and they wash out the dick cheese from all the members collected throughout the gangbang.
“I got my ass fucked so hard last Tuesday, it took me till Friday to get the tribal cheese out.”