The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 3, 2006

The gender kid

a person who has a cat named booh that got cancelled over a fucking makeup pallet and they also make very cool yet concerning videos on tiktok and youtube 😰

Jester:"the gender kid made a doraism cult on tiktok"

by J3ST3R OWO June 30, 2021

Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019