Jack

The guy that hasn’t been treated right during his teen years, is always getting bullied and has never made anyone laugh. He is certified to be a virgin his whole life, he will most probably end up hanging from a tree or with a bullet through his head. Usually he thinks he has friends but in reality he’s the most hated person on earth.

P1: “Hey did you hear about Jack”
P2: “you mean the one who thinks he has friends, yeah I know him”

P1: “he was found dead this morning because of suicide, and everyone didn’t care”
P2: “damn I can’t believe all our hard work paid off finally”

by Thekidwhowroteabouthimself November 22, 2021

jack braymuck

big fat knobhead

jack braymuck is a big fat knobhead

by The Wise Old Wizard June 5, 2018

Jack

biggest pussy you will ever meet

jack is a pussy bitch

by jbrxck June 8, 2019

Jack and Jack

The act of engaging in mutual masturbation with a bro while eating a jack fruit, a popular meat substitute.

Guy 1: Yo man, had a great session with my bro last night.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.

by Corey in Dallas house December 1, 2018

The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.

"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."

by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023

Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

Jack of Swords

A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.

See also:
Queen of Swords

Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024